Ok... I know I've been really quiet lately. I've had real trouble getting online it's been a nightmare, and I still can't access all my old word docs and stuff *gulps*

But I've also been watching Supernatural and along with esteliel I have plans for these two... aren't they lucky? *eg*

This one though... it's very unlike me but here you have something with such a low rating I can post it on ff.net.

Pairing: Dean/Sam
Warnings: SPOILERS FOR SEASON TWO FINALE - You have been warned.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction. I do not own Dean or Sam, and believe me I wish I was good enough to make those kind of deals. They belong to Warner Bros and their wonderful writers. Please don't sue me, I don't have a thing.
Summary: A post series two drabble just to see if I could write them in character before doing something really evil with them.

( Ten Minutes and a Year )

Author: Pippychick
Pairings: Angel/Demon, Demon/Neal, Angel/Neal, Angel/Jesus, Demon/Jesus.
Rating: NC-17. Please don’t click on the link if you are underage.
Warnings: There will be (in no particular order): Graphic sex, slash, gender ambiguity, BDSM, and a complete lack of respect for all organised (and disorganised) religion. There will probably be many more warnings applicable to this story in time, but I will update you on those as they come around. Expect horror in later chapters.
Disclaimer: They’re mine… all mine! The characters and their universe belong entirely to me. I do not, however, own Jesus. He belongs to God, and no copyright infringement is meant.

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Comments and criticism encouraged and appreciated. Thank you for reading.

Ok… here you have something which I have been writing on and off for a while. More off lately to be honest, however a dream the other night has made me take notice again. The next chapter will be posted here soon (I already have most of it), but for now here are the first few chapters of the story.


Author: Pippychick
Pairings: Angel/Demon, Demon/Neal, Angel/Neal, Angel/Jesus, Demon/Jesus.
Rating: NC-17. Please don’t click on the link if you are underage.
Warnings: There will be (in no particular order): Graphic sex, slash, gender ambiguity, BDSM, and a complete lack of respect for all organised (and disorganised) religion. There will probably be many more warnings applicable to this story in time, but I will update you on those as they come around. Expect horror in later chapters.
Disclaimer: They’re mine… all mine! The characters and their universe belong entirely to me. I do not, however, own Jesus. He belongs to God, and no copyright infringement is meant.

This hasn’t been beta read.

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The Great Flood

Here is an update on things with me…

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We have had a little bit of rain. It started on Wednesday, but yesterday we had torrential downpour right through the night – and it’s still raining this morning.

The news says buses are affected. Roads are closed. There are no trains. Down the road from me people are using sandbags to try and keep the water out of their houses.

And I’m thinking. Ok – how the hell am I going to get to work?

And still it rains.

The Traveline number for my area has given up, and when you ring them you get nothing but a dead tone.

Here is some news on the subject. The picture is taken not far from where I live.

Much more and Celine Dion will be walking the streets singing.

Help me. I'm drowning.

ETA: They're still closing roads where I live. Soon it will be impossible to get out of the village, which leads to another question. If I get to work, how on earth will I get home? :/

Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Oropher/Elrond, Thranduil/Elrond, Legolas/Elrond, Elrond/Celebrían, Elrond/OFC
Warnings: Slash, het, graphic sex, bdsm, D/s, bondage, canonical character death
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction. I do not own the elves within or middle earth. They belong to Tolkien, and I am just borrowing them for a short while. I make no money from this.
Summary: A fanciful, smutty take on what Elrond’s story might have been through the ages.
ETA: Sorry, I forgot this was a new journal. Earlier chapters can be found here. That is an NC-17 link - please do not click if you are underage.

Author’s Note:

Ok, here you have the next part of Elrond’s story. I hope you enjoy it! :)

( I am over eighteen - let me read! )

Author: pippychick
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sauron/Maglor
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Middle-earth
Warnings: Slash, M/M, explicit content.
Summary: Sauron makes Maglor beg for something…
Author’s Note: Ok, here we go. As if he could make up for that horrific thing he had me write the other day, here is a prequel to Celebrimbor’s murder, featuring Sauron and Maglor.
Disclaimer: None of the characters or their environment belong to me, they belong to Tolkien and I am just borrowing them for a while. I promise that when I have done I will wash Maglor down thoroughly with hot soapy water and then put him back on the beach. I further promise that I will not presume to touch Sauron at all, with soapy water or otherwise.

( I am over eighteen, let me read! )

Ok… so at six o’clock yesterday evening I decided to lie down for an hour. I’d just gotten in from work where I’d been convinced to do overtime.

I think you can guess what happened next.

Yes. Now it’s two-thirty am in the morning, and guess who’s wide awake, having slept through her alarm?

*sighs*

Not only did I do this, but I left my contact lenses in to do it and now my eyes hate me.

I think maybe I’ll work some more on the Sauron/Maglor I was writing. Sauron owes me for letting him kill Celebrimbor like that last time.


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If you’re easily disturbed, please don’t read this. It is without a doubt the most horrible story I’ve ever written.

And it’s horror. There is no smut. There is no temptation. There is no happy ending.

Author: pippychick
Rating: NC-17 for disturbing content
Pairing: Sauron/Celebrimbor
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Middle-earth
Warnings: Horror, gore, character death, implied rape, implied necrophilia, strong language (in the disclaimer after the cut)
Summary: Celebrimbor is caught by Sauron during the war that destroys Eregion.
Author’s Note: I’m sorry, this didn’t turn into what I wanted at all. I wanted to do something cute with Sauron, but he wasn’t in the mood. This is purely a horror story. The only consolation I can draw is that he must just like Maglor a whole lot.

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Ohh... God :/

Well, I have finished the fic... I hate Sauron. I really, really hate him.

It's so horrible there's no way I can post it. I really hate him.

This is a horror story, pure and simple. And it's so bad I just can't post it.

He'd better give me something more pleasant to write soon :(

*goes to have a shower to rid herself of nasty Sauron stuff*

Ok, so I’m off work today, and I’m putting together a little fic which will be my last post on LJ. ForbiddenFic posted a challenge for all writers in response to the Strikethrough and I just couldn’t resist.

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Ok… so I have also moved here to Insane Journal, and it’s beginning to feel more like home than GJ. With that in mind, it’s time I posted, I guess.

There’s not much to say that hasn’t already been said, and so I think I’ll make a list of things I need to do.

1. Decorate.
2. Tidy up my website.
3. Write fiction, including a story for Esteliel’s birthday involving Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas and some enforced femininity. A story for Pie with Glorfindel, Thranduil and Namo. Finish A Warrior’s Destiny. Finish The Teacher. Get on with the sequel to Fallen (the prequel can wait).
4. Continue with the original work so that Esteliel can get in on it again.
5. Edit the Running With Dreams story once again so that we can approach Torquere Press and others with it.
6. Remember back on how you promised to look at the code of the Interactive to see if you could sort the chapter numbers out past 50.

Right. Just looking at that list makes me feel tired. I owe so many things to so many people it isn’t funny. Touch typing is not going to help me *gulps*

Ah, well… before all that – work.

At least I wrote some fic for the move to GJ, and maybe I should post it here too. This definitely feels more like home – even if no one else comes here.

I didn’t like this when I wrote it, but maybe it’s Ok. I don’t know. It feels entirely predictable and formulaic. Anyway, if you read, I hope you enjoy it! :)

Pairing: Oberon/Puck
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: Frighteningly bad slash, BDSM

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